back in the day

one fateful day in the first grade whitley peed her pants at school.

her teacher sent her down to the office where she sat while the secretary called our parents.

there were lots of people in the office all talking amongst themselves, but the whole office went quite when the secretary practically shouted into the phone, "yes, adam jones, your daughter, whitley jones peed her pants at school."

everyone stopped and stared at whitley, and she did the only thing she could do, she crossed her arms and said, "what are you guys looking at? i'm not whitley jones."

 

sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do.