and then i found five dollars

once upon a time
we were gathered in the commons on a crisp november morning.
we were discussing that super beautiful human being and having a joyous time being creepy together when i saw the back of his head.
"friends! friends!" i said trying to get their attention, "look behind you"
they all went "ahh" simultaniously and mika started laughing at us.
then sierra said, "he should smell your garbage bag"
{my garbage bag referring to the scented garbage bag i found in my pantry}
i decided this would be a funny idea so i said, "sierra i dare you to do it"
and to everyones surprise, sierra picked up the garbage bag and walked over to him.
i didn't even try to contain my laughter as i saw her say something to the boy and him raise an eyebrow and grab the garbage bag and take a whiff, while his nose (and from my perspective, his lips) grazed the bag.
he wasn't too impressed with the smell, but his sister appreciated it and its wonderful goodness.

and then we all lived happily ever after.
the end.