I ended up liking you a lot more than originally planned. 
At first I thought you were funny.
Then funny and nice.
Then funny, nice, and smart.
Slowly the things kept adding up until I realized that "I like you."
Then I was told on good authority, that you liked me.
Thats when I decided I didn't really like you.
Joke's on me.
Apparently you don't just decide that.
I found out that I really did like you. A lot.
When she was talking to you.
And I found myself shooting lasers at her with my eyes.
When I felt that little green eyed monster stir inside me.
Yes, I was jealous.
I am pretty sure that she likes you.
So that made it worse.
I was very, very jealous.
I found myself coming up with hypothetical situations in which you loved me.
I kept those little situations to myself. 
Well mostly, Riley got to endure them too, as I talked aloud.
Not that I would ever let you know.
Because, in the words of Randal Marsh, 
"Telling someone you like them in Junior High is the equivalant of a marriage purposal."
Because, I'm scared about what you'd say. 
just breathe.

first of all, we need to talk.
ReplyDeleteand second of all, you don't need to be jealous if that guy likes someone else. It just means that he missed his chance with the best girl in the world and he didn't deserve you anyway.
I feel like I don't know whats going on...but I will shoot lasers at her too, but for reals ;)
ReplyDeleteMr. Marsh is a hilarious man. We should go visit him soon. Also I ditto 100% exactly what everyone already said.
ReplyDeleteAgreed.
ReplyDeleteAnd mr marsh is great :)
Ok, I am glad I am not the only one not knowing whats going on.
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