13 reasons why i would die in the hunger games

1. I am as sore as an old lady after only 2 days of track.
2. No chapstick.
3. No showering.
4. I am as fast a turtle.
5. I would not go to the bathroom for the fact that there are cameras everywhere.
6. No tv.
7. I don't like dead things.
8. I can't climb trees.
9. I'd probably fall of the platform at the beginning.
10. I wouldn't find any water.
11. I have the endurance of a sloth.
12. I do not know how to survive outside my house for longer than a few hours.
13. I  cannot run.

just breathe.